Happy Onam in Tamil funny Picture

If Mona Lisa was alive...

Every episode of CID has these 3 things :

1. Abhijeet : Dekhiye plz co-
operate kijiye, Hum CID se hai.
Person : Hunnnhhh.... CIDEEEE:O:O
( As if he did the crime tongue emoticon )
2. Daya : Accha, nahi pata
tujhe..Slaps Criminal starts sobbing in the
CID Bureau
Haan, maine hi maara tha usko cry emoticon
3. ACP-prathuman : Khud ko
bachane ke liye tumne do do
khoon kar daale..
Ab toh tumhe, faasi hi hogi..
Faaasssiiiii... :@
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12 saal se ek hi cheez chali aa
rahi hai.. Hadd hai bhai.. !!
Atleast dialogues to change karo:P
Ab toh aisa lagta hai - Sony pe CID
nahi, CID pe Sony aata hai tongue emoticon grin emoticon grin emoticon

Santa school me gadha lekar aaya.

Teacher- 'O my god! gadha kyo lae ker aaye ho??????

Santa- Apne hi toh kaha tha k maine bade-bade gadho ko insan

banaya hae,

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Maine socha iski bhi Life ban jayegi........smile emoticon

2 Woman friends chatting in office

2 Woman friends chatting in office

Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?

Woman 2: It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 mins & fell asleep in 2 mins. How was yours?

Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner.

After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairy tale!

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work

Husband 2: How was your evening?

Husband 1: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate & fell asleep. What about you?

Husband 2: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner, they cut the electricity because I forgot to pay the bill; so I took her out for dinner which was so expensive that didn't have money left for a cab.

We walked home which took an hour & when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house!!

Moral: Presentation does matter. No matter what the reality is!! tongue emoticon 

YENNA RASCALLA...!! 10 Rajnikanth Jokes!

YENNA RASCALLA...!!
10 Rajnikanth Jokes! wink emoticon

1. When Rajnikant was a Student…!!!
Teachers use to Bunk the classes....

2. Rajnikant purchased a road roller…
Guess why??????
To Iron his Clothes..

3. Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant’s statue
And Birds returned grains they took last. year as well......

4. If Rajni works in BPO, clients would work in shifts!=

5. Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"
He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"....

6. One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play.....

7. Tonight at 9 Rajani can be seen in the sky… as he is participating in the Asian Games’ high jump event.....

8. Rajnikanth's next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, Rajni has twisted the climax. Both the lead actors and the ship survive. Rajni swims across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and... the Titanic in the other....

9. “Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe…air comes to hide in his lungs”

10. Once a photo of Rajnikant was given for Xerox. Don’t even try to guess what happened…
We got two copies of the Xerox machine....

One more:
Once upon a time
Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth
Today that powder is known as
“AMBUJA CEMENT”

Indian & American college principals argued dat their stdnts r fearless.

Indian & American college principals argued dat their stdnts r fearless.

American college principal called the students and asked to jump in sea full of sharks.
They jumped
Principal said: see the guts

Indian Principal called the students & told them to jump
Students: pagal ho gaya hai kya takle??
Principal: see the guts..!! tongue emoticon grin emoticon