Relax Point: August 2015

Thursday 27 August 2015

Happy Onam in Tamil funny Picture

Tuesday 11 August 2015

If Mona Lisa was alive...

Every episode of CID has these 3 things :

1. Abhijeet : Dekhiye plz co-
operate kijiye, Hum CID se hai.
Person : Hunnnhhh.... CIDEEEE:O:O
( As if he did the crime tongue emoticon )
2. Daya : Accha, nahi pata
tujhe..Slaps Criminal starts sobbing in the
CID Bureau
Haan, maine hi maara tha usko cry emoticon
3. ACP-prathuman : Khud ko
bachane ke liye tumne do do
khoon kar daale..
Ab toh tumhe, faasi hi hogi..
Faaasssiiiii... :@
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12 saal se ek hi cheez chali aa
rahi hai.. Hadd hai bhai.. !!
Atleast dialogues to change karo:P
Ab toh aisa lagta hai - Sony pe CID
nahi, CID pe Sony aata hai tongue emoticon grin emoticon grin emoticon

Santa school me gadha lekar aaya.

Teacher- 'O my god! gadha kyo lae ker aaye ho??????

Santa- Apne hi toh kaha tha k maine bade-bade gadho ko insan

banaya hae,

Maine socha iski bhi Life ban jayegi........smile emoticon

2 Woman friends chatting in office

Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?

Woman 2: It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 mins & fell asleep in 2 mins. How was yours?

Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner.

After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairy tale!

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work

Husband 2: How was your evening?

Husband 1: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate & fell asleep. What about you?

Husband 2: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner, they cut the electricity because I forgot to pay the bill; so I took her out for dinner which was so expensive that didn't have money left for a cab.

We walked home which took an hour & when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house!!

Moral: Presentation does matter. No matter what the reality is!! tongue emoticon

YENNA RASCALLA...!! 10 Rajnikanth Jokes!

YENNA RASCALLA...!!
10 Rajnikanth Jokes! wink emoticon

1. When Rajnikant was a Student…!!!
Teachers use to Bunk the classes....

2. Rajnikant purchased a road roller…
Guess why??????
To Iron his Clothes..

3. Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant’s statue
And Birds returned grains they took last. year as well......

4. If Rajni works in BPO, clients would work in shifts!=

5. Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"
He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"....

6. One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play.....

7. Tonight at 9 Rajani can be seen in the sky… as he is participating in the Asian Games’ high jump event.....

8. Rajnikanth's next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, Rajni has twisted the climax. Both the lead actors and the ship survive. Rajni swims across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and... the Titanic in the other....

9. “Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe…air comes to hide in his lungs”

10. Once a photo of Rajnikant was given for Xerox. Don’t even try to guess what happened…
We got two copies of the Xerox machine....

One more:
Once upon a time
Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth
Today that powder is known as
“AMBUJA CEMENT”

Indian & American college principals argued dat their stdnts r fearless.

American college principal called the students and asked to jump in sea full of sharks.
They jumped
Principal said: see the guts

Indian Principal called the students & told them to jump
Students: pagal ho gaya hai kya takle??
Principal: see the guts..!! tongue emoticon grin emoticon

Ek Pahalwaan 6 feet Lamba or strong, bus me ja rha tha

Ek Pahalwaan 6 feet Lamba or strong, bus me ja rha tha
Conductor-Bhais ahab Ticket
Pahalwaan- ham Ticket nahi liya krte
Conductor Ghabra gaya par kuch kar na saka,
par vo ye baat dil pe le gaya or gym join kr liya
Daily wo pahalwaan se puchta or
pahalwaan bolta ham ticket nhi lete
Aise 6 months nikal gye
Ab conductor bhi tagda ho gya
Agle Din
conductor-Bhai ticket lele
Pahalwaan-Hum ticket nhi lete
Conductor- shakti dikhate hue "Qnhi lete?"
Pahalwaan- Pass banwa rkha hai isliye nhi lete :D:D

Ek ladka-ladki hotel me gaye...

Waiter: Kya loge ?

Ladki: Sabji waali roti..

Waiter:What??

Ladka: Gaon ki hai,
Pizza maang rahi hai..

Reality Of Facebonk:

Kali kaluti ladki FB name WHITE ANGEL , Pwincess , Pari ,
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Motta Genda Ladka FB name SMARTY GUY
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Darpook looser bacha FB name THE KILLER
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Muhally ki Desi Ladki FB name PRINCESS ROCKS
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45 years ki aunty FB name THE DOLL RETURNS. tongue emoticon
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60 years ka baba FB name THE KING.... wink emoticon

BACHPAN K CRICKET RULES

BACHPAN K CRICKET RULES
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> Eight eento ( bricks) ki wicket hogi
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> Pehli ball try hogi
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>Jo boundary se baher phenke ga,
khud wapis laye ga
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>Batting team umpiring kare gi
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>Deewar ko direct laga to Six, ball baher gayi to out tongue emoticon
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>Akhri batsman akela kr sakta hai smile emoticon
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>Jo ball baher phenke ga, khud laye
ga, na mili to khud kharid kr layega. tongue emoticon
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>Chote bache sirf fielding karenge grin emoticon
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>Jab andhera ho jaye to ball slow karai
jayegi
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>Deewar ko lag k catch hua to "NOT
OUT" grin emoticon

Hit like if u ever played cricket with
these rules (^^,)

RAJNIKANT's POWER~ Talwar

RAJNIKANT's POWER~ Talwar
Baazi Ke Muqabley
Me.
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. 1 Chines Ne BAAL ke Do
Tukde
Kar Diye
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1 Japnies Ne Udti Hui MakhiKi
Gardan Kaat Di
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RAJNIKANT ne Machar
Udaya.
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Talwaar ghumayi.
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. bt
Machar Udta Hi Raha.
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grin emoticon
JAPNIS: Machar To Ud Rha Hai
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RAJNIKANT muskurate Hue
Bola . . . .
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Udd To Raha hai .
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Bt
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Kabi
Baap Nahi Ban Payegaaa...!!
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Jisko samj mee ayya wo Like
thoko .... grin emoticon

Question: "How To Kill An Ant?"

Question: "How To Kill An Ant?"
Asked In An Exam For 10 Marks!!
Student:
Mix Chilli Powder With Sugar,
&
Keep It Outside The Ant's Hole..!
After Eating, Ant Will Search For Some Water Near A Water Tank.
Push Ant In To It.. =!!
Now Ant Will Go To Dry Itself Near Fire,
When It Reaches Fire, Put A Bomb Into D Fire..!!
Then Admit Wounded Ant In ICU..!! =O
And Then Remove Oxygen Mask From It's Mouth And Kill The Ant...
MORAL:
Don't Play With Students... !!
They Can Do Anything For 10 Marks...

M0M TO S0N IN 17th CENTURY

M0M TO S0N IN
17th CENTURY:
Beta apni CAST ki larki se hi Shaadi karna.
18th CENTURY:
...
Beta apnay LEVEL ki larki se hi Shaadi karna.
19th CENTURY:
Beta apnay MULK ki larki se hi Shaadi karna.
20th CENTURY:
Beta apnay RELIGI0N ki larki se hi Shaadi karna.
21st CENTURY:
Beta LARKI se hi Shaadi karna.

Net addiction

girls lol

Smart guy.. Baap ka naam roshan karega

Har insaan ki 5 maa hoti hai.

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1st apni maa.
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2nd dadi maa.
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3rd nani maa.
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4th saasu ma.
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Aur 1 maa wo jiske baare me mummy kehti hai: ye har roz 12 bje raat ko teri kaun si maa ka phone aata hai...

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(restaurant mein Tou Khilao Ge Hi )
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Laga Ke Hi HugKaro Ge)
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(Is Se Saste Me Kya Niptaao Ge)
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CONGRATULATIONS
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