Ek Pahalwaan 6 feet Lamba or strong, bus me ja rha tha

Ek Pahalwaan 6 feet Lamba or strong, bus me ja rha tha
Conductor-Bhais ahab Ticket
Pahalwaan- ham Ticket nahi liya krte
Conductor Ghabra gaya par kuch kar na saka,
par vo ye baat dil pe le gaya or gym join kr liya
Daily wo pahalwaan se puchta or
pahalwaan bolta ham ticket nhi lete
Aise 6 months nikal gye
Ab conductor bhi tagda ho gya
Agle Din
conductor-Bhai ticket lele
Pahalwaan-Hum ticket nhi lete
Conductor- shakti dikhate hue "Qnhi lete?"
Pahalwaan- Pass banwa rkha hai isliye nhi lete :D:D

Ek ladka-ladki hotel me gaye...

Ek ladka-ladki hotel me gaye...

Waiter: Kya loge ?

Ladki: Sabji waali roti..

Waiter:What??

Ladka: Gaon ki hai,
Pizza maang rahi hai..

Reality Of Facebonk:

Reality Of Facebonk:

Kali kaluti ladki FB name WHITE ANGEL , Pwincess , Pari ,
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Motta Genda Ladka FB name SMARTY GUY
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Darpook looser bacha FB name THE KILLER
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Muhally ki Desi Ladki FB name PRINCESS ROCKS
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45 years ki aunty FB name THE DOLL RETURNS. tongue emoticon
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60 years ka baba FB name THE KING.... wink emoticon

BACHPAN K CRICKET RULES

BACHPAN K CRICKET RULES
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> Eight eento ( bricks) ki wicket hogi
.
> Pehli ball try hogi
.
>Jo boundary se baher phenke ga,
khud wapis laye ga
.
>Batting team umpiring kare gi
.
>Deewar ko direct laga to Six, ball baher gayi to out tongue emoticon
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>Akhri batsman akela kr sakta hai smile emoticon
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>Jo ball baher phenke ga, khud laye
ga, na mili to khud kharid kr layega. tongue emoticon
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>Chote bache sirf fielding karenge grin emoticon
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>Jab andhera ho jaye to ball slow karai
jayegi
.
>Deewar ko lag k catch hua to "NOT
OUT" grin emoticon

Hit like if u ever played cricket with
these rules (^^,)

RAJNIKANT's POWER~ Talwar

RAJNIKANT's POWER~ Talwar
Baazi Ke Muqabley
Me.
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. 1 Chines Ne BAAL ke Do
Tukde
Kar Diye
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1 Japnies Ne Udti Hui MakhiKi
Gardan Kaat Di
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RAJNIKANT ne Machar
Udaya.
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Talwaar ghumayi.
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. bt
Machar Udta Hi Raha.
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JAPNIS: Machar To Ud Rha Hai
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RAJNIKANT muskurate Hue
Bola . . . .
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Udd To Raha hai .
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Bt
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Kabi
Baap Nahi Ban Payegaaa...!!
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Jisko samj mee ayya wo Like
thoko .... grin emoticon

Question: "How To Kill An Ant?"

Question: "How To Kill An Ant?"
Asked In An Exam For 10 Marks!!
Student:
Mix Chilli Powder With Sugar,
&
Keep It Outside The Ant's Hole..!
After Eating, Ant Will Search For Some Water Near A Water Tank.
Push Ant In To It.. =!!
Now Ant Will Go To Dry Itself Near Fire,
When It Reaches Fire, Put A Bomb Into D Fire..!!
Then Admit Wounded Ant In ICU..!! =O
And Then Remove Oxygen Mask From It's Mouth And Kill The Ant...
MORAL:
Don't Play With Students... !!
They Can Do Anything For 10 Marks...

M0M TO S0N IN 17th CENTURY

M0M TO S0N IN
17th CENTURY:
Beta apni CAST ki larki se hi Shaadi karna.
18th CENTURY:
...
Beta apnay LEVEL ki larki se hi Shaadi karna.
19th CENTURY:
Beta apnay MULK ki larki se hi Shaadi karna.
20th CENTURY:
Beta apnay RELIGI0N ki larki se hi Shaadi karna.
21st CENTURY:
Beta LARKI se hi Shaadi karna.